1. After giving blood this week, I decided that I was invincible, and took on the top shelf of our fridge, which has not been cleaned/sorted/organised since we moved in in August 2007. Brilliant.
I discovered some miso paste that expired in 2005. Two years before we moved into this house.
2. I discovered a some really, really sharp knives a few years ago in an Eastwood $2 shop. As a big fan of sharpness in knives, I now have quite a collection, and give them to friends as housewarming presents.
Apparently, I also left one in reach of a small child, and then turned my back for 15 seconds. I turned back to find the kid holding the very, very, razor sharp knife in his meaty little fist, with about 4cm of the blade INSIDE HIS MOUTH.
No babies were harmed today. Touch wood.
Disco Knitter 
He was just testing your reaction times.
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yikes – the closest I cam to that was when I saw Pierre chewing on a brand new head for my razor – the kind that has four blades. I dont’ get how he didn’t cut his mouth to shreds either – i guess the universe really does look out for kids and small pets.
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