Dear universe,
The twin news wasn’t welcome. It was scary, and, frankly, you could have chosen someone more, well, motherly. I know lots of people that like children, and want more of them, and would be really, really awesome parents. But no, you picked me. So I’ll have to deal with it, and I will even try to be gracious about it.
Especially in light of todays news.
Mark has just accepted an new job, with a $13k pay rise. And an iPad.
Thank you.
Disco Knitter 
congrats to mark!
what job comes with an ipad?
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Congratulations, thats great news and well deserved!
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Woot! Go Mark!
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great news ! Congratulations Mark.
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Oh congratulations.
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Yay for mark. Wonderful news. x
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Congratulations!
Expect a call tomorrow.
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Awesome news! Well done.
Can you trade the iPad for a company people mover??
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Susan – I am happy to buy a people mover, but I REALLY NEED an iPad 😉
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Congratulations, Mark.
And, Lara, you’re a very good mother to Inigo. And I’m sure you’ll be just as good a one to the new babies.
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Fantastic news! Big congratulations to Mark. When are we getting details?? Hope he loves the new job.
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Congratulations to Mark!!
Totally go the iPad!!
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