iPhone. I haz it

Well, not quite yet. But my best friend Simone has one she isn’t using any more, and she knows how pathetically woeful I am about gadgets, so tomorrow night we are going to meet up at Ikea and have a handover ceremony.

And there will dancing in the streets of Granville, and butterflies will flutter, and unicorns will frolic, and there will be puppies and kittens for all.

Sigh…