Dear Bendigo Woollen Mills…
Amethysts are a quite attractive colour. Pines are not grey. Scarlet is bright and vivid red. Electricity has no colour, but the name usually describes colours of a startling and clear intensity.
Crystal also has no colour. And if it did, it wouldn’t look like cat vomit.
Sugar Plums don’t look like diseased apricots.
You might just be on the money with “Blue Haze”. But I don’t really know, it’s been a long time since I’ve been in one…
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:59 pm
I haven’t seen these yet but I trust your description. I remember when you commented on BWM’s use of the word ‘neon’ to describe something rather dull and dreary. They just don’t get it, do they?
July 25th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Bwah hah ha ha! Love this. Didn’t mind the yarn, either!